With the plethora of diet pills and supplements flooding the market these days and other diet fads coming and going, it's become more popular for people to turn to the old mores of alternative medicine for tips on losing that extra pouch of flab.
One Indian article advises taking turmeric, lemon, and ginger in half teaspoons combined with lemon juice, boiling that in two cups of water and drinking the entire concoction every morning as a detoxifying agent.
The article also advises eating fresh fruits and vegetables is essential in any diet scheme, but also those bovine and shark cartilages are excellent nutritional supplements. Euch.
Unfortunately, ad agencies never went for my weight loss plan: "Running 5 miles a Day: The 100% Guaranteed, sure-fire, absolute, extreme, unfailing way to lose weight every single time you do it!"
Figures.