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Robber uses coffee in Ohio heist

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I wish this was a joke.

Authorities reported today that a robber used a cup of hot java to rob a United Dairy Farmers in Middleton, Ohio.

Police said the robber grabbed a cup of hot coffee, threatened and followed the clerk into a back room, where he poured the coffee on her back. Officers said the robber then hit the clerk in the head before stealing out of the cash register, and then hitting another clerk on the way out.

 

A coffee bandit! Now I've seen everything! Robbing someone by putting bread in the toaster and shooting it out at their head is one thing, but scalding them with a cup o' joe is just bad form, man. Bad form.



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