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Apparently the Amish arts festival is under way. And apparently it's a pretty big deal. I'm not surprised that America's favorite Luddites are holding a festival to showcase their undeniable talent, but the mechanics of how exactly an event like this works intrigue me. Are their crafts for sale? How does that work?

Attendant: Say, this looks to be a pretty nice wooden wheel here.

Amish: Aye, English. Brother Hezekiah hew that out of a mighty oak three nights past.

Attendant: I think I could go as high as $10 for this wheel...

Amish: This be no haggle-bin, thy cheapskate thrall of Lucifer. May the Lord damn the eyes of your child for your slovenliness and greed.

Attendant: A simple no would have been just fine there.



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