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Acupuncture "pen"
Home » Alternative Medicine » Blog » Acupuncture "pen"This is just straight-up weird:
Let's admit it: the big thing holding back acupuncture from really catching on is that it's not portable enough. Who hasn't had a craving for some skin-penetrating Chinese medicine while trapped at a red light on the way to work? The next time you feel some achiness while on the go, turn to your portable healer, the Acu-Point Pen. It doesn't sound at all fishy: first, the Pen will diagnose what's ailing you simply by reading your palm. Once you've identified your problem areas, just pass the pen over them to send a stimulus signal to the nerves and muscles as well as "promoting" better blood circulation.
I like the nice sass-mouth in this article, but seriously, acupuncture pen? I thought acupuncture had to be done by professionals. Personally I think I'd just take an online course or two and then jam some knitting needles into my leg.
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