ABC recently posted a story on adventure travel: Kayaking with the Sharks. I'd say something witty, but adventure travel stories nowadays pretty much defy parody.
But the Florida Keys are also known for nurse, blacktip and lemon sharks, barracuda and tarpon, even American crocodiles, among hundreds of other species. Thanks to the variety and visibility, kayaking in the Keys is like floating through an aquarium.
An aquarium! Right!
"Oh, look at all the pretty fish Howard."
"Those are some big...fish. With big teeth."
"Careful Howard, the guide said not to drag your leg into the water. Uh oh. That lemon shark just ate most of your skin."